I know. I know. You weren’t expecting another story so soon. Well, I got an early start of things this year. Earlier than you may think as this tale does not begin with an audition, but with a review.
In early May I went to the Playhouse to review Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf? and my dear friend, Sonia Keffer, was working the TAG (Theatre Arts Guild) table. She said she needed to talk to me and asked me if I heard that Bob Fischbach (the critic for our newspaper, Omaha World-Herald) was retiring. I replied that I had.
Sonia then said Bob had contacted her and the newspaper was not quite certain as to what they were going to do with his position. The most popular idea was that, at least for the upcoming season, the newspaper would gather a pool of writers, send them out on reviews, and pay them by the article. He had wanted to include her name and she agreed to be part of it. Then he asked Sonia, “Do you know a Chris Elston? I understand he writes reviews.” She said, “Yes, I know him very well and he writes excellent reviews.” Bob then asked if she could put him in touch with me and she asked me if it was all right to give him my phone number.
The power of speech momentarily eluded me as I was so pleasantly shocked by this good bit of news. “The answer is yes,” said Sonia with a smile. “Yes. Absolutely yes. And thank you,” I replied.
When I started this website, I had only hoped to become a viable alternative to the reviews put out by the various papers. But only now, in less than 2 years’ time, was I beginning to understand the impact my writings had actually had. And that would be revealed to me even further over the next few weeks.
My review for Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf? ended up becoming my most acclaimed to date. It really struck a chord with people at the Playhouse as it promoted the heck out of that play with my words. I cannot tell you what a joy it was to see my words featured when the Playhouse promoted the show on Twitter, Facebook, and e-mail marketing. It was every bit as satisfying as enjoying a really great role on stage. Thanks to the constant promotion, my readership doubled over the 5 week run of the show.
Aside from the review, I did speak to Mr. Fischbach who told me a little about the paper’s potential plan and asked if he could include my name in the pool he was gathering for his editor. I agreed to be included and am still waiting for news on that end. Even if the paper opts to go in a different direction, it was still an honor to be asked to be considered. Though I freely admit, getting paid to write about theatre would be icing on an already delectable cake.
A few weeks after my review I attended a Playhouse even in order to meet the new Associate Artistic Director, Jeff Horger. As I filled out my name tag, the person behind the table said, “Oh, so you’re Chris Elston” before complimenting me on my writings. That person was the Playhouse’s Marketing/PR Director, Katie Broman, who put me onto the Playhouse’s press list as of that night. What this means is that I’ll receive a press pass whenever I’m reviewing a show at the Playhouse. Winning!!
At the meet and greet, I also bumped into my old friend, Lara Marsh, who is getting to direct Lost Boy Found at Whole Foods at the Playhouse next season after getting to direct it as part of their Alternative Programming season this year. I may audition for it again this year, but I have not yet decided if I’d rather act in it or learn about directing from it. I asked Lara about the possibility of shadowing her for it if I decided not to act and if my schedule allowed it. While nothing is set in stone, it is definitely not out of the realm of possibility that this show may be my foot in the door of directing.
Actually, Lara became the second director I might be able to shadow next season. The first was Amy Lane, the Playhouse’s former Resident Director now Assistant Professor of Theatre at Creighton University. My old friend, Sherry Fletcher, recommended her to me as someone who was very big on developing talent in that field and she happens to be a close friend of Sonia’s, too. Both of us happened to be at TAG Nite Out for Sabrina Fair and I approached her about the possibility of sitting under her learning tree for direction and she asked me to message her closer to the time that she is about to start her guest directing stint at the Playhouse for Love, Loss and What I Wore. So I may have 2 possibilities to learn a bit about directing next season.
With all of these wonderful opportunities presenting themselves to me, I felt a semi-dormant part of me begin to awaken. I wanted to tell a story again.
So I auditioned for the Playhouse season premiere, Mauritius, which marks the solo directorial debut of Jeff Horger. I do not know much about the story except that it centers around 2 half-sisters who may own 2 rare Blue Mauritius stamps. One girl wants to sell them and three thieves (a charming con artist, a crabby stamp expert, and a dangerous psychopath) want to get their hands on the stamps. I went into the audition with nothing more than the hope of making a good impression.
It was good to keep my hopes at that level because, like Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf?, this play has a very small cast (2f 3m). A lot of people came out to audition. I’d estimate that close to 90 people came out over the two nights meaning that 85 people were going to hear the dreaded “no”. And there was some keen, heavyweight competition at the auditions.
For my part I was pleased with my work and I believe it had a positive impact. Based off of my observations, the new style of auditions is designed to make decisions very quickly. By that I mean, if you do not have the qualities the director is looking for, you will get one read before being dismissed. I got to read twice so I must have been doing something right. I read for the con artist and the psychopath. Of the two I felt that my read for the con artist was probably the better of the two, especially since the psychopath needs a dominating physical presence that I lack. Putting it in plain terms, I don’t look like the type of guy who would beat someone to a pulp.
I did not receive a callback, so I knew I would be out of the running, but was pleased at the new and fresh faces that did make it into the show. Luckily, I had another audition all lined up.
The Playhouse is bringing back their Alternative Programming season in full force this season with 9 events. Three of the shows all had auditions last week.
I had been expecting wall to wall actors for this event, but imagine my surprise when I saw maybe a dozen actors at the second night and I could not imagine the first night being of much greater volume. I ended up reading 9 times over a 75 minute period.
The first show I read for was A Steady Rain which is a 2 man duologue (meaning that both actors are giving monologues to the audience) about best friends who are cops. One is dirty and the other is an alcoholic. It was being directed by Christina Rohling and I first read for the dirty cop. It was a pretty good read, though I seemed to be fighting myself a bit for some reason. I instinctively felt the need for physical action and was squashing it to a degree. Still the read was on target.
After my first read, Christina said, “That was really good” before asking me a bit about my theatrical background. I told her I had been in theatre for 20 years, but had not performed in 2 and that my past two years had been focused on my website. When she heard about the website she said, “I think I’ve read some of your stuff”. It was then that I was struck by the oddity that I had become better known in the theatre community for 2 years of writing than for 20 years of acting. Amazing where those roads can take us.
Anyway, I then read a scene as the alcoholic cop with another guy named Tony (who read brilliantly). It was a pretty good scene, but very tricky to pull off due to not being certain when I was simply telling a story and when, or if, I was interacting with Tony. It was my last read for that show and I knew it would be the toughest to get into due to the numbers game.
I then read for Take Me Out which tells the story of a baseball player who comes out of the closet. This one was being directed by Noah Diaz and I first read for the team manager. Noah asked me to do some big physical action at some point and I had the perfect spot. I read the letter very professionally. The thrust of the letter is how the manager admires the player for his bravery in making his revelations and how honored he’d be if he were his son’s teacher or lover. But he finishes with the whiny cry, “But did it have to be baseball?!!!” and I collapsed to the ground in a loud babyish whine. In fact, my only regret was that I didn’t go more over the top since I had been given carte blanche to do so.
Noah had me read it again, but told me that he felt the scene had 3 tonal shifts and he wanted me to read it again with those shifts. I did and Doug Blackburn’s acting boot camp came back to me and I felt I shifted 5 or 6 times and I was pleased with the work. Finally, Noah had me read it once more with Tony and we read a scene between the baseball player and his best friend.
We read the scene and I made the friend, Kippy, laid back and jokey. It was a nice read, but I actually reversed one of the jokes since I mistakenly thought Kippy was gay and his comment about being on the same team was a reference to the 2 characters shared orientation. Noah had us read it one more time with some adjustments and he asked me to make Kippy a bit more serious and dependable and he corrected my mistaken interpretation of Kippy so I got the team joke right on the second go around.
After that, Noah said he seen all he needed to see from me which left me one more show for which to read.
That show was Civil War Voices which is based off of actual letters, diaries, and other writings that took place during the Civil War and will be directed by Jeff Horger. Again, I was doing something right as Jeff read me three times. First I read a love letter from a character named Theo. Then I read a diary entry from a military commander named Chamberlin. Finally I read a historian, but he asked me to do it in a Presidential voice since I had expressed an interest in Abe Lincoln. I felt I did well in all of my reads. Then Jeff asked me a bit about my theatrical background and I gave him the same story I had given to Christina. After those reads, I went home for the night.
A week passed which I took as a most promising sign. The longer I avoided rejection, the better my chances, I reasoned. But late Wednesday afternoon, I took a quick one-two combo to the ego. I was checking my e-mail and I saw I had rejection notices for both A Steady Rain and Take Me Out waiting for me.
I was quite surprised by how much the wind had been taken out of my sails. But in a strange way, I was also glad because it told me that my mojo had not faded as I had feared. I had genuinely wanted to do these shows and was truly disappointed at not being selected. But there was still hope as I had not yet had any word about Civil War Voices.
Then came Thursday afternoon. My office phone rang and on the other end was the bright voice of Jeannine Robertson, the Playhouse’s Administrative Assistant. She said that Jeff wanted to offer me the role of Abraham Lincoln.
That was about the last role I expected to get. In a full production, I don’t think I would have been seriously considered for the role as I’m not a physical match for Honest Abe. But in reader’s theatre, I thought there might be a chance. And it worked out! After giving one of the firmest yeses I’ve ever given, I hung up the phone with a song in my heart and a jaunty tune on my lips.
And that brings us to the end of this tale. Rehearsals begin in August just after I get back from a theatre festival in Whitehall, MI where I’ll get to watch one of my favorite shows, Cotton Patch Gospel, and review 3 B & Bs on the long journey. I look forward to this new adventure as well as more stories during this season of exploration.
Until we meet again. . .
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